didja ever watch Dr. Who when you were a kid...

if so, did you ever wonder how the Dalek's, uhh, you know, how they get it on? No? Me neither, but apparently someone did!!!

BBC pulls plug on Dalek lesbian romp flick
Those readers who have ever wondered in an idle moment how a couple of Daleks would respond to the presence of three naked lesbians romping in their Mothership might recently have found the answer in the shape of a sci-fi smutfest entitled "Abducted by the Daleks".
Sadly, however, you'll have to wonder on because the BBC and the estate of Dalek creator Terry Nation have moved swiftly to pull the plug on the the trundling salt-cellars' intergalactic rumpy-pumpy.

The story centers around three sexy young disco babes who have met the mysterious Anna. As they journey through the woods they discuss the legend of The Serial Skinner not knowing that they are already being observed by a more ambitious and ruthless species of Alien.... the daleks!!!
To cut to the chase - literally - here's how UK tabloid the Sun describes it: "Dr Who's foes capture three naked 'disco babes' in the 18-rated DVD. They chase the girls around their spaceship and grope them with their plungers."
Oh dear, oh dear. The director of Terry Nation's estate, Tim Hancock, told the paper: "The reason the Daleks are still the most sinister thing in the universe is because they do not make things like porn. They weren't ever intended to be sexual creatures. It's simple, Daleks do not do porn."
Well they do down at the Sun which has stills from the offending film here. (don't do it at work, though. there are naughty photos here!)

In related news, if you hadn't heard, a while back someone kidnapped a Dalek that was situated outside a museum in Britain. Damn hilarious, if you ask me. They even left this ransome note:

Apparently, it was recoved after all, at the Tor in Glastonbury. King Arthur was unavailable for comment.